1. commongayboy:

    2014 be like

    image

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
  2. ka-kawgoodsir:

    isolatedartisan:

    italyans:

    nasdaq:

    #FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

    this is it.

    THIS IS FUCKING IT.

    AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED

    THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 

    BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.

    NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

    Tumblr users should never make infomercials
    xcuse yew

    (via castiels-feathery-butt)

     

  3. newcrystalcitysteel:

    copequinn:

    • people who are gay can be assholes
    • people with eating disorders can be assholes
    • people with mental disorders can be assholes
    • people who self harm can be assholes
    • people who are disabled can be assholes
    • people who have diseases can be assholes

    do not excuse people for being assholes because something is wrong with them or have a hard life

    id like to take a moment to thank our lord and savior for this post

    (Source: cutielife, via the-prince-of-silence)

     
  4. adventuretime:

    iguanamouth:

    recently i was approached by boom studios with an offer to do an ADVENTURE TIME COMIC COVER, and i jumped on the chance to be a part of a series that ive always enjoyed a whole dang lot

    after submitting three potential designs we went with my personal favorite, the one with a big ol nod to m.c. escher. even if it doesnt get chosen as an official cover i still had a lot of fun with the design ! and id imagine if escher was still around to see it hed say something like “how did i get here” and “whats going on”. haha classic escher

    M.C. Escher would love this if he were alive. He’d also be 116 years old.

     
  5. (Source: ruinedchildhood)

     
  6. I've finally found you.
    

    i dont know why this hurt more than it shouldve

    (via beebunny)

     
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  9. bryankonietzko:

    nymre:

    yawns

    This is amazing! I love the Future Industries mug.

    shouldnt she be in a wheelchair?

     
  10. dglsplsblg:

    weatheredbatz:

    On your left..

    hahahaha.

    this is rather sad.

    hey as long as they’re good movies, i give no fucks

    (Source: bythepowercosmic, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  11. szaboart:

    Randy Wants Candy

    pages 4-7

    Some of the final pages for the kids book I’m working on. He probably should never have candy

    Szabo Art

     
  12. slipstreamborne:

    This is the dirtiest joke I have ever seen on a kids show jesus christ their faces.

    (via octopusbear)